Goyff

A phrase commonly used to tell somebody to get on their fucking face. The person performing the goyff will achieve excellence if they scream then immediately extend their legs in a 90 degree angle while having their face completely on the ground.

Ben: Oh shit here he comes
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME

by Sigmoid Rothenberg December 15, 2019

goffik

the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.

I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!

by Apple Butts March 3, 2012

Cameron Goff

Some guy that sucks ass at tenor and tries to be something he's not and sam sucks also tries to be like mr m

Person 1: Cameron sucks at tenor like sam sucks at trumpet

Person 2: Yeah I know what a Cameron Goff

by Samsuxxxx March 15, 2017

casanova of gryffindor tower

remus lupin

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

by yeosang spouse April 19, 2022

gryffindor

One of the houses of Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry is Gyffindor, this was founded by Godric Gryffindor who is loyal, brave, courageous, Brave, and daring.

Harry Potter? Come forth and i will place the sorting hat on your head.
(sorting hat)AH Difficult very very difficult, hmmp GRYFFINDOR

by Gryffindor Gurl December 9, 2017

goyfriend

n. non-jewish boyfriend of a jewish girl

Janine came back from college with a goyfriend.

by john guari June 28, 2004

goff

A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.

Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'

by Wynter June 28, 2005