Governmentism 

Governmentism is the opposite of Anarchism, People supporting strong Governance in a region of area, all Governments adopt this unknown ideology.

Joe: Hey Bro!

Alex: What's up?

Joe: I found out that I support Governmentism!

Alex: Cool!

Governmentism by Central European Government September 28, 2021

governmentium 

The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."

"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"

governmentium by Rickster_dc April 6, 2006

Anarchic Governments Paradox 

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.

Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.

Anarchic Governments Paradox by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009

Governmentilate 

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")

"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."

Governmentilate by KazzyKing June 9, 2013

governmentese 

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944

Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."

governmentese by hipoint93 September 1, 2011

the governments of the world 

see -----> Satanists.....

Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

the governments of the world by Jesus March 13, 2005

Governmenting 

Trying to help in the most unhelpful way possible.

My family keeps governmenting me by cleaning my house but putting everything in the wrong spot.

Governmenting by UPSgod January 15, 2022