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governmentese 

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944
Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."
governmentese by hipoint93 September 1, 2011
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Governmentism 

Governmentism is the opposite of Anarchism, People supporting strong Governance in a region of area, all Governments adopt this unknown ideology.
Joe: Hey Bro!

Alex: What's up?

Joe: I found out that I support Governmentism!

Alex: Cool!

Anarchic Governments Paradox 

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.
Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.

Governmented 

When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".

Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.
"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."
Governmented by Legion_05 November 24, 2011

the governments of the world 

see -----> Satanists.....
Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

Governmente

Govern meaning to rule
Mente meaning mind

Mind control
The latin origin of "Governmente"; means mind contol.
Governmente by Modern Women January 5, 2026
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