Definitions by hipoint93
governmentese
supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;
a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time
First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944
a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time
First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944
Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."
governmentese by hipoint93 September 1, 2011
jerk weed
Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"