governmentium 

The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."

"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"

governmentium by Rickster_dc April 6, 2006

Governmentfunded 

Governmentfunded; One who lives and survives off all government assistances.
One who purposely lives under the radar to stay funded by the government.

Tonya has been Governmentfunded since her first kid in high school, that was 15 years ago.

It bothers me that people so many people choose to live poor just so they can be Governmentfunded there whole life!

Every time I go to the store, I see some Governmentfunded person with so many free groceries in their cart, it looks like the wheels are going to explode.

Governmentfunded by Mr.OVERWIT April 1, 2020

Governmentism 

Governmentism is the opposite of Anarchism, People supporting strong Governance in a region of area, all Governments adopt this unknown ideology.

Joe: Hey Bro!

Alex: What's up?

Joe: I found out that I support Governmentism!

Alex: Cool!

Governmentism by Central European Government September 28, 2021

Governmentilate 

The act of blaming the government for anything, like, the mysterious disappearance of an object or person, strange noises, or whatever you can blame something for.

(This started as a joke when my friends and I were camping in the woods, we would hear animals in the trees or something would disappear, we would say something like "The government took it. or, Don't worry about the noises, it's just the government.")

"How was the trip?"
"Jeremy decided to governmentilate when he started losing things."

Governmentilate by KazzyKing June 9, 2013

Governmenting 

Trying to help in the most unhelpful way possible.

My family keeps governmenting me by cleaning my house but putting everything in the wrong spot.

Governmenting by UPSgod January 15, 2022

Governmentidus 

The mental disorder created by being involved with politics for so long that domestic terrorism becomes ones natural inclination.

The rampant spread of governmentidus after the 2020 election created a mass influx of evil and communism

Governmentidus by TheArrowU571 November 30, 2022