Gout Gout

There is fast, there is faster, there is fastest and then there is Gout Gout. It’s a measure of speed like the blink of an eye.

When you make an order and you asked, how long will it take? and if they say Gout Gout, that means in the blink of an eye.

by Saraagi92105 December 7, 2024

clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating

Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.

by royloyd January 22, 2014

Deja Gout

Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).

Person 1: (*burps*)"Mmm, chicken"
Person 2: "Ah, deja gout!"

by Lexiconk May 25, 2011

gout

n. a form of arthritis caused by the accumulation of uric acid crystals (due to hyperuricemia) in joints. It is an immensely painful disease, which in most cases affects only one joint, most commonly the big toe. The patient usually suffers from two sources of pain. The crystals inside the joint cause immense pain whenever the affected area is moved. The inflammation of the tissues around the joint also causes the skin to be swollen, tender and sore.

"Hey Bill How are you today?"
"Could be better, I have a really bad case of the gout."

by BiliBtrain June 24, 2005

gout

Although the true meaning of gout is ''a kind of arthritis that occurs when uric acid builds up in the joints. Acute gout is a painful condition that typically affects one joint'' when used as an adjective gout becomes an insult, meaning 'ill person' or 'an individual that is painful to be around.'

Also can be used as a verb of a similar meaning. Someone might inflict annoyance and mental pain on someone, thus will gout them, or is gouting.

That boy will gout you out, man

by tSilva2011 August 12, 2011

may gout

originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.

"may gout with me, please?"

by candi widda i December 29, 2007

gout'em

1. To be stricken by every minorities worst nightmare, better known as The Gout, leading to being bed-ridden and not able to do activities such as basketball, walking, driving, etc.

2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.

3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.

Hanz: You hear about how Mr. 48 couldn't play in the game due to his gouty arthritis in his big toe?

Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!

Hanz: Haha F his life!

Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!

by real_rodsizzler November 12, 2009