3 definitions by real_rodsizzler
1. The opposite of getting swag jacked or swagger jacked.
2. To get ones dignity back after being done dirty.
2. To get ones dignity back after being done dirty.
Rod: "You see Bruce Bowen trip Kobe on that dunk attempt?"
John: "Ya, he got straight swagger jacked!"
Rod: "It's ok though, Kobe got his swag back when he used Bowen's face to break his fall!"
John: "Gout'em!"
Rod: "Standard"
John: "Ya, he got straight swagger jacked!"
Rod: "It's ok though, Kobe got his swag back when he used Bowen's face to break his fall!"
John: "Gout'em!"
Rod: "Standard"
by real_rodsizzler November 7, 2009
1. To be stricken by every minorities worst nightmare, better known as The Gout, leading to being bed-ridden and not able to do activities such as basketball, walking, driving, etc.
2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.
3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.
3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
Hanz: You hear about how Mr. 48 couldn't play in the game due to his gouty arthritis in his big toe?
Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!
Hanz: Haha F his life!
Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!
Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!
Hanz: Haha F his life!
Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!
by real_rodsizzler November 7, 2009
to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.
ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009