the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!
Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.
by ctu July 07, 2006
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the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!
Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.
by ctu July 10, 2006
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inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound
I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.
by ken69 February 04, 2009
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n. a form of arthritis caused by the accumulation of uric acid crystals (due to hyperuricemia) in joints. It is an immensely painful disease, which in most cases affects only one joint, most commonly the big toe. The patient usually suffers from two sources of pain. The crystals inside the joint cause immense pain whenever the affected area is moved. The inflammation of the tissues around the joint also causes the skin to be swollen, tender and sore.
"Hey Bill How are you today?"
"Could be better, I have a really bad case of the gout."
by BiliBtrain June 09, 2005
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Although the true meaning of gout is ''a kind of arthritis that occurs when uric acid builds up in the joints. Acute gout is a painful condition that typically affects one joint'' when used as an adjective gout becomes an insult, meaning 'ill person' or 'an individual that is painful to be around.'

Also can be used as a verb of a similar meaning. Someone might inflict annoyance and mental pain on someone, thus will gout them, or is gouting.
That boy will gout you out, man
by tSilva2011 August 09, 2011
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tasting horrible or - rarely - stinking
That pint of beer is gouting!

Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"
by Adam C D I November 15, 2007
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Contracted form of get out normally used when a sudden spark of enthusiasm overwhelms the user because of another spontaneous occurrence.
Allen: I'm taking this one coast to coast.

{Shot gets blocked}

Rasheed: GOUT!!!!
by word2k9 September 15, 2009
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