Goss'd

The act of convincing someone to make a purchase when it comes to selling a lot of merchandise in one transaction.

Went to American Eagle today and the lady in the men's department totally goss'd me into buying these 5 shirts! Now I can't pay my child support. But hey! I'm stylin' !!!

Goss'd by Theoneandonlymrd March 30, 2016

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Dirty goss

A dirty goss is the act of setting the local orphanage on fire and extinguishing it with your sperm

Stay away from that man kids he likes to Dirty goss

Dirty goss by Hugh gee rection December 4, 2023

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Goss'd • Dirty goss • Dish the Goss • goss • Goss'ed • goss = gay • goss bomb • Goss Boss • goss hawk • Colin Goss

Dish the Goss

A term invented by the McElroy brothers meaning to gossip, usually about somebody or something in particular.

“Are you gonna dish the goss on (insert name here)?”

Dish the Goss by Spark Studios April 2, 2022

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Gossd

When you try to buy some stuff anonymously using crypto, but the shady seller fucks you over by entrusting it to some shady kids, and not only do you not get the stuff or the crypto back, but you're also brought into the spotlight to provide ID proof and shit.

Person 1: I’m gonna buy some DMCA-ignored servers anonymously for my totally legal fruits and vegetables store.

Person 2: Sounds cool, but make sure you don’t get Gossd.

Gossd by LETian September 8, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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