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Gorilla Juice Head 

a term used by "Snookie", a co-star of the popular ( in 2010 ) MTV reality TV show 'Jersey Shore'. "Gorilla" refers to a big, muscular guy, and "juice head" refers to steroid use (juice is the street name for steroids). So, Snookie is always on the lookout for a 'Gorilla Juice Head' to take back to the MTV Jersey Shore home, even if it is being filmed, to have casual, one night stand sex with.

Interestingly, she wants a well built, tan, good looking guy, yet she happens to be a chunky, unattractive little dwarf -- something you would normally see at a carnival freak show at the turn of the century
Snookie: "I am going to find a Gorilla Juice Head tonight at the club, and come home and get it in!"
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juice head gorilla 

A juicehead gorilla is a hot, jacked, Italian man. Typically from jersey, but possibly the surrounding areas. They should be tan, have a six pac and be able to dance sexy in da club. Total lady killer but sometimes susceptible to gernades. Term used frequently on jersey shore the tv show.
I need a juice head gorilla in my life!

Gorilla Juicehead 

Jenni's (J-Wow's) description of a seaside jock who is a heavy user of steroids and growth hormones. Usually massive in size and typically guido-like in appearance.
Jwow: "check out that Gorilla Juicehead steroid multiple growth hormone user over there snooki"

Snooki: "omg i wanna bang him so bad!"

gorrilla juicehead 

the phrase Gorrilla Juicehead was used by JWOW and Snooki on the MTV show Jersey Shore. JWOW went on to define it as a big guy who loves to hit up the gym and possibly uses steroids. Gorrilla juiceheads must be atleast 6ft tall and weight atleast 250 lbs.
Damn look at those gorrilla juiceheads on the beach
gorrilla juicehead by el selbador November 19, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026