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Goretti, or Gore, loves her name. She is one of the sweetest person I ever met. She is always quiet and chill, she loves enjoying life and is passionate about what she does. She likes to drink, to make drugs, and to play cards, but what she really loves is sex! Goddammit, she's a bomb in bed, best sex ever! Take care of her, she needs to come several times!
"Today I made Goretti come 4 times in a row, she couldn't feel her legs from the pleasure!"
Goretti by Cindy's lover November 23, 2021
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St. Neumann Goretti High School 

A Catholic school that resides in South Philly. Used to be two schools, St. John Neumann, and St. Maria Goretti high school. They adjoined in 2004 due to lack of attending students, and moved to the Goretti building. Neumann Goretti is currently the only Catholic high school in Philadelphia that accepts both boys and girls.
Person 1: I'm going to St. Neumann Goretti High School!
Person 2: Ha, NG sucks. Roman pride all the way!
Person 1: Eh, we all have opinions cuz!
Person 2: *shoots person 1*
When you turn someone into a smoker and a nitty.
J golding was the best serial grettifyer of the 21st century

I can't wait to grettify my mate
Grettify by Donworryinnit January 30, 2018
1. Goretty is typically a girls name of a person who is really down to earth. They are the coolest persons to hang out with and fun to be around. Goretty’s can take a joke and are very easy to get along with. Usually love sports and tend to prefer a truck over a car ,however, their pick in teams is horrendous. Do not be fooled, they are in no way manly, Goretty’s are one of the most sensitive and attractive girls. They are afraid of the dark, scary movies and being home alone and something about them makes one want their company.
“Hey man what you up to tonight?”
Nothing just gonna hang out with that bitch Goretty?”
“Oh really that bitch is fucken cool! tell her I say whats up!”
Goretty by joebin August 6, 2011
A grettin is a deffinition of a person called Jake who has green or brown eyes, is 6"2, lives in the south ends of london, specifically in Croydon and he is extremely Lazcist and is a bully to poor laz and is a person who wouldnt show laz his mates
Jake is a grettin!
GRETTIN by Laz_xx April 11, 2021
1. Gretting
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more. Often includes a jig, perhaps in the bathroom, while listening to music and gretting simultaneously.
I had an amazing gretting the other week, serious jigging.
Gretting by Long Haired Homosapien January 6, 2012
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.
Season's Grettings
Gretting by Lucydougal December 19, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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