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A totally awesome scavenger who suffers from severe brain radiation. Loves THE GREAT MACHINE
Person 1: "Yo, did you see Gorbong last night?"
Person 2: "No, Who is Gorbong?"
Gorbong: "Me Goober" and proceeds to feast on Person2 yeezys
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Garbongo 

You would call someone "garbongo" when they are clearly wrong.
Garbongo means that something or someone are lower then trash and deserves to be burned like the filthy garbage they are
Your opinion is wrong, you are garbongo.
Or
The spear in brawlhalla is garbongo
Garbongo by Poppa225 January 2, 2020

gormongus 

gormongus . used meaning unknown
kcir: gormongus

soap: no gormongus

kcir: gormonus
gormongus by mettlol November 12, 2021

gorbonchous 

When someone's the perfect amount of annoyingness so you would feel bad for slapping them but you really want them to fall in a hole/a word that can be used anywhere-any time
David Zou is very gorbonchous.
gorbonchous by Smilly Zou December 9, 2021

Gorgongola 

Gorgongola is a mysterious sexual transmitted disease often obtained by drinking the seminal fluids of primates throughout south America.

It is known to cause tummy aches and the uncontrollable use of the world "spaghett!" when describing everything.
"i got gorgongola for drinking that pimates seminal fluid"

"i have spahetti and meat balls gorgongola"

"your mom has gorgongola"

Gorgongola by Sir Silly Garmets January 15, 2009
calling someone garbonga is the biggest badddest insult
Your garbongas bro
Garbonga by yeeter mageeter November 3, 2020
to smoke out of someone's anus
Joe: "hey can I gobongo you

Matt: sure but that be a little gay"
gobongo by jack ging hoff February 15, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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