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Goozy is a person that is funny, and out of pocket. Goozy is a nice person with a special heart. Goozy will say anything that will get him jumped but that doesn’t matter.
Goozy: How did the quarters taste?
Jordan: GOOZY!!!
Goozy by Jojo557887 November 20, 2023
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goozy goo 

To speak sweet talk in a low volume and tone to a romantic interest.

Variant of cooing.
"Where's Jorge?"
"He's in the other room goozy gooing with Shannon."
goozy goo by just jill July 11, 2005

Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...
look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Gooz Kardam 

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
Gooz Kardam by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019

gooby hole 

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole

gooey gobbler 

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...
gooey gobbler by Bama Self June 15, 2007