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A term used to describe how much money you own. Typically used by a person who has a lot of money in their pocket/piggy bank/wallet/ bank account etc.
by gooey pocket October 24, 2018
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.
Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"
by psiscott April 10, 2006
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A person who has a drug addled brain. Usually one who indulges in too many psychotropics. Brain is currently in a "goo" state--not to be confused with the Sonic Youth album Goo.
Me in back of dad's pick'em up truck: "Look at that guy!"

Sister: "You look like uh Gooey!!"

Dad: *SMACK*
by Hullabaloo July 15, 2006
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A more humorous word for semen.
After a night of boofing, Gandaulf got gooey in Frodo`s pooey.
by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003
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