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goodyear 

a small town in Arizona that tries to make middle-class people feel like their really rich.
"Oh honey, let's live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better
goodyear by goodyear_resident December 15, 2003
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Goodyear 

when a guy pulls his foreskin over the tip of his cock. he then pinchs the foreskin off, and takes a piss. making his foreskin swell up like a tire
his anteater foreskin can make huge goodyears
Goodyear by one 2 three 4 April 18, 2009

Goodyear 

An insulting word for a fat person... An alternative way of calling a fat person a 'blimp' in relation to the famous Goodyear blimps.
Hey goodyear... put the burger down and loose some weight
Goodyear by DefinitionA April 5, 2011

Goodyear 

A place where people take their cars to get tires and other service but little to they know they are being ripped off and talked into buying things they really dont need for their cars and the work is being done by shady "mechanics" who do half assed repairs and have their hours cut so they can barely work.
I'm going to goodyear and getting my car fixed while i wach the mechanics do shitty work and listen to the manager Glen act like an asshole to eveyone because its a retail job.
Goodyear by someone2u January 7, 2009

Goodyear 

Slapping a hoe while she's blowing you, and then putting her head back on your dick for her to continue the job
Erich straight up goodyeared that chick last night bro.
Goodyear by Juan Cabron September 17, 2011

Goodyear, AZ 

A suburb in Arizona where lots of old people live, among other things.
Hey lets go to Goodyear, AZ and visit Pebble Creek or Bashas! YAY!
Goodyear, AZ by whocares_az88 May 21, 2009

GoodYear blimp

1) a blimp sponsored by GoodYear
2) a fat bitch
1) I saw the lights of the GoodYear blimp and it read: "Nick D's a PIMP!"
2) Get out of the way! The good year blimp's about to crash over there!!! Oh wait, that's just your mom on a trampoline. My bad!
GoodYear blimp by Nick D February 18, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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