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a small caterpillar type bug that crawls in you ear and tells you the answers to science questions.
the sun is an example of nuclear energy. how did I know? the gootz told me.
Gootz by ToriVale April 28, 2006
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An alternative saying to "Good morning" or "Good night". Used in a chat group or server where there are people from around the world, gootz means "Good timezone"
Hey chat. Gootz.
Gootz by sparkleboiswagger March 15, 2025
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Gootz ga-gootz goot gooter goetz gootch Gooth googz Goother goobz

ga-gootz 

Backround... something a kid i knew in highschool used to say all the time.

Def: not your run of the mill dumb ass. but a goofy dumbass who doesnt know his asshole from his elbow. goofy the disney character was one of these.
hey...look at that guy over there wiping his ass with his sock... what a ga-gootz.
ga-gootz by Mr fuzzy butt May 13, 2005

Gooz Kardam 

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
Gooz Kardam by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019
gamer, goose, artist, and epic.
goozie is pretty cool ngl
Goozie by Galaxure September 18, 2020

Gootnick 

small; easily injured; horny
That kid over there has had a sprained ankle for three months, what a Gootnick!
Gootnick by ih8twins February 14, 2010
Persian for "a fart", especially a loud one.
You try to hold it in all day, then you let out a massive gooz in your sleep.
gooz by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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