Gootz

a small caterpillar type bug that crawls in you ear and tells you the answers to science questions.

the sun is an example of nuclear energy. how did I know? the gootz told me.

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

ga-gootz

Backround... something a kid i knew in highschool used to say all the time.

Def: not your run of the mill dumb ass. but a goofy dumbass who doesnt know his asshole from his elbow. goofy the disney character was one of these.

hey...look at that guy over there wiping his ass with his sock... what a ga-gootz.

by Mr fuzzy butt May 13, 2005

Gootz

An alternative saying to "Good morning" or "Good night". Used in a chat group or server where there are people from around the world, gootz means "Good timezone"

Hey chat. Gootz.

by sparkleboiswagger March 15, 2025