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Gooterhole

Derived from a guy’s Cooter.

Synonymous with asshole, but in a sad way.

Gooterhole: the soft target of the malicious, wandering, fingers of people who are devoid of hope and happiness. (Usually a significant other.)
He wasn’t paying attention, and she gaped his gooterhole.
Grab a man by the hand and he’ll forget you that evening. Grab him by the gooterhole and leave your thumbprint on his eternal soul.
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Booterhole 

The word Booterhole is used to describe Asshole in a more polite and PG fashion
Damn it bobby quit being a booterhole
Booterhole by Call Me Gabe June 8, 2019

Goosehole 

A term for belly button, usually used in a sexual context. Most commonly employed in the kink community.
Yeahh? Yeahh? Gimme that silly goosehole
Goosehole by DJJRoc July 5, 2021

GootieHole 

A slang term for a butthole that you would enjoy licking and nutting in. The aforementioned bootyhole must belong to a sexy female, that every nigga in the hood wants to get at.
Theo- Damn my dude... did you really lick Samantha's gootiehole?
Jeremy-Why yes Theo i did. Not only did I lick that Gootie, I nutted it. Wow that was a quality GootieHole!
GootieHole by Thesselonious Odoms February 1, 2010

Pooterhole

Someone who makes an ass of themselves, whether being used to describe a short instance or someone's permanent persona.

Generally used as a friendly insult.
Daniel: "What was up with wesley last night?"

Trevor: "Idk, he was being such a pooterhole."
Pooterhole by Endersion January 9, 2009

Thirsty Goosehole 

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).
Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.
Thirsty Goosehole by truecalling September 7, 2013

Gootyhole 

A very small sexual hole. Located between the anus and the end of the gooch. Results in dangerously extreme sexual euphoria when touched with a tongue or finger.
Hey did you hear old girl be eating Gootyhole.
Gootyhole by Dr. Jae May 10, 2011
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