Definitions by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt
Gooterhole
Derived from a guy’s Cooter.
Synonymous with asshole, but in a sad way.
Gooterhole: the soft target of the malicious, wandering, fingers of people who are devoid of hope and happiness. (Usually a significant other.)
Synonymous with asshole, but in a sad way.
Gooterhole: the soft target of the malicious, wandering, fingers of people who are devoid of hope and happiness. (Usually a significant other.)
He wasn’t paying attention, and she gaped his gooterhole.
Grab a man by the hand and he’ll forget you that evening. Grab him by the gooterhole and leave your thumbprint on his eternal soul.
Grab a man by the hand and he’ll forget you that evening. Grab him by the gooterhole and leave your thumbprint on his eternal soul.
Gooterhole by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt July 4, 2026
Born at home
1. Typically used when an unpleasant person takes their shirt off.
2. When your friend is being a spoon.
2. When your friend is being a spoon.
I.E. "Were you born at home? Do you have a dad? Can he not drive?
I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."
I.E. "Don't judge me, I was born at home."
Born at home by Felipeholdshandsandtouchesbutt January 26, 2019