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goose neckin' 

Goose neckin' occurs when a person is in the late stages of a bowel movement. The "Goose Head" begins to honk while the rest of poop follows thus creating a "goose neck".
Driver: Dude open your window when you rip ass, I can taste that shit over here!
Passenger: Sorry man, I have been goose neckin' it for twenty minutes and I can't help it.
goose neckin' by Double Jizzle June 23, 2006

goose necking 

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
goose necking by smmatthew January 15, 2009

Goose Necking 

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.
Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.
Goose Necking by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009

Goose necking 

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.
Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.
Goose necking by Dog lips November 4, 2017

Goose Necking 

When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.
my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14
Goose Necking by StragArk September 18, 2020

Goosenecking 

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
Goosenecking by Lascivious January 5, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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