Goooch
Goooch by Danny Cuntz February 14, 2008
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Hotter than Satan's gooch
A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015
Slurp my gooch
Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
gooch
Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Arctic gooch
A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water
Arctic gooch by Bobby boy July 23, 2014
Gooch quarf
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.
Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016
dt gooch
A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.