gransplaining

When your parents tell you how to look after your kids. Back in their day they did things differently.
G: I brought up six kids and they all slept on their front. None of them died.
Me: Great, but times and advice have both changed. Stop gransplaining.
by kemposaur March 16, 2017
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burritofied

Having eaten a large burrito for lunch, one loses the ability to function in any normal/conscious for an extended period afterward.
A: Why is Jeff asleep in a pile of guacamole?
B: He visited Daddy D's and got burritofied.
by kemposaur September 22, 2011
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