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When a dude goons hard enough, for long enough, he'll reach goonova. goonova is like heaven, the moment where you've gotten used to the repetetive motions, and pauses enough to where you get a constant dopamine rush, with no orgasm.

Goonova is right before the "light at the end of the tunnel" where the light would signify pure blissful orgasm, and you'd go right to the beginning of the end, only to stop moving and roll downwards, rinse repeat.
giving yourself the pure bliss that is achieved from Goonova
Person 1: Damn bro, I reached goonova last night.
Person 2: How long?
Person 1: A solid three minutes.
Person 2: Damn, beat my latest record.
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goonotation 

Deriving its roots from the term connotation, the word goonotation refers to the association of a word or experience with the humble beverage goon.

Feelings of nausea, dizziness, discomfort and a general lack of regret are the most common outcomes of a goonotation, most commonly brought about by the appearance of a person.
Dude, are you still interested in that chick from last night?

Nah man, she has the worst goonotations. Just looking at her makes me want to vom.
goonotation by Captain Silver Sack December 30, 2010
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Slang for going insane. Just absolutely, insane. And being stupid all the time.
Guy: I AM A MUSHROOM, A GIANT MUSHROOM
Other guy: are you trying to GoNova?
GoNova by GoNova February 6, 2017
Strong, moonshine like spirit, infused with animal feces
I drank some Govnovaca yesterday, tasted like shit.
Govnovaca by Govski January 27, 2022

goonvana 

The art of gooning without the need to use hands, it is a state of mind. You have become one with gooning after achieving goonvana.
“No need to restrict my hands, I have become one with gooning, I have achieved goonvana”
goonvana by JaquelleBoomburger8685 February 16, 2024

goonvana 

Reaching an ethereal state of gooning to the point where you cum on your own
“I’ve reached complete goonvana”
Dawg what the fuck”
goonvana by Absni-Aust February 17, 2024

Goonvana 

A nirvana state of mind where if you goon so much, you achieve Goonvana
Mr B: I will have you put in handcuffs, Brayden.
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!
Goonvana by Osakinator February 17, 2024