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gonokakakhackus 

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!
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Doing a Genova 

When someone skips out of work early without letting management or their fellow peers know.

Ninjas off!
"Has anyone seen Paul? Haven't seen him since lunch!"

"He's doing a Genova, dipped home after lunch on the sly!"

"Sneaky b******!"
Doing a Genova by isisl345 July 13, 2018
its being fed up because you've waited 10 minutes too long in a left turning lane that just doesn't seem to be moving, and finally after minutes of considering your options, deciding to jump into the unoccupied adjacent lane, riding it through and at the very end of it cutting a hard left and consequently cutting off the person who had been waiting patiently for his oppurtunity to take his left turn... but you were the one who courageously, steathily, cleverly bypassed a 30+ minute wait. and lastly its about celebrating by pumping your fist over and over and over again while screaming "yeah... did u see what i did? did you see what i just did?" to your stunned passengers.
i pulled a golovato this afternoon
golovato by Adaeze E February 26, 2009

Isabella Di Genova

You suck! You are an Isabella Di Genova
A very creative, caring and uplifting person. A radiant smile, mesmerizing eyes and an addictive personality whom people gravitate towards. she always has her heart on her sleeve, she would do anything for the ones she loves. She doesn't take part in gossip...She has long slim legs, a hell of an ass and turns heads everywhere she goes. She finds more comfort in guy friends rather then catty and gossipy girl friend.
This also means that she experiences a lot of jealousy, especially from girls.
She is always up to date with the latest fashion, has modeled numerously, and has a very unique style. She is confident but can see past her own nose and never lets anyone bring her down.

she is very intuitive and can tell if someone is being fake, if they are you will most likely never get a chance to know her.
Genova: "Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?
Genova by suckitbitchez July 19, 2011
To have a total meltdown while operating a radio control car.

This word orignated in the lates '90s in the FL R/C racing scene and has now expanded the globe.
Timmy: Man did you see that guy just throw his radio transmitter after being taken out down the straightaway?
Matt: Yeah he totally pulled a "Genova"
Genova by Leetpenith August 19, 2010