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Restrict my airflow, father 

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

dic-restrict 

when you give it to a girl so good, you have to make her wait for more.
man, my girl wants it all the time(cause i'm so good)
i had to put her on dic-restrict!
dic-restrict by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code

Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code
Hym Iam "Revert any (Non-SysAdmin) adjustments to progress bar to previous state and restrict access to all (SysAdmin) derived code"

Restricted Free Agent 

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.
Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.

Restricting 

Generally used when talking about eating disorders, meaning restricting food intake.
"Have you been restricting again?"
Restricting by RaaAaAad af June 13, 2015

restricted 

When you can't log into your account.
James: "Why can't we play multiplayer?"
Viktor: "I'm restricted."
restricted by snopmannen03 February 4, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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