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When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015
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Goonkie or Goonkist is a Runescape player who belongs to the clan of Chivalry Legions. It is commonly believed she should change her IRC name.
Goonkie, change your nick! C'mon!
Goonkie by Goodboy7557 June 16, 2011

Goonk/Goonked 

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.
Wow another victory royale they should call us the goonk/goonked squad.
Goonk/Goonked by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018
Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.
Damn even though that double pump sucks I goonked that kid
Goonked by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018
British slang,

A Goonoid is to be extremely thick or stupid.

To consistently make mistakes, and repeat the mistake.
Goonoid can be used as another word for a Bellend, but means more of a Complete Bellend or a Total Bellend.

Them: "Oh no I've forgot to feed the Dog again"

Me: "Oh my God you're such a Goonoid"
goonoid by SlangOverLord May 13, 2024

goonking 

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!
omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!
goonking by xn2a December 17, 2024