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Based on a person named Goonkid. His name just turned into a word used for literally anything.
"What the goonkid?"
"Strooke is rich as goonkid."
"No goonkid."
Goonkid by DefiningGoonkid December 6, 2024
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When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015
Goonkie or Goonkist is a Runescape player who belongs to the clan of Chivalry Legions. It is commonly believed she should change her IRC name.
Goonkie, change your nick! C'mon!
Goonkie by Goodboy7557 June 16, 2011

Goonk/Goonked 

Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.
Wow another victory royale they should call us the goonk/goonked squad.
Goonk/Goonked by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018
Goonk or Goonked is use in a sense when you destroy, obliterate or wreck an opponent in a PvP game.
Damn even though that double pump sucks I goonked that kid
Goonked by 1-800-GOONKED September 5, 2018
British slang,

A Goonoid is to be extremely thick or stupid.

To consistently make mistakes, and repeat the mistake.
Goonoid can be used as another word for a Bellend, but means more of a Complete Bellend or a Total Bellend.

Them: "Oh no I've forgot to feed the Dog again"

Me: "Oh my God you're such a Goonoid"
goonoid by SlangOverLord May 13, 2024

goonking 

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!
omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!
goonking by xn2a December 17, 2024
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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