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A Goonet is a tall person that plays astd for 8h at a time a Goonet has two friends Corveen and Claybe. The Goonet has a e-boy hair cut and will get sturdy. STAY AWAY FROM GOONET AND CORVEEN AND GABE
random person: WOW thats goonet hes so tall
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Goonet by gabey master May 9, 2022
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Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Goontang 

A goofy or odd looking female
Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.
Goontang by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017
Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop
That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!
gooneypop by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
A DMV rapper from Forest Creek Maryland signed to Hoodrich Pablo Juan MNY PWR RSPT.
You heard that new Goonew? Yea that nigga love servin his auntie.
Goonew by goonrx December 4, 2017
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