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Goonette
The female equivalent of a gooner.
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
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goonetta
Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!
goonetta by HeeeeeeyYaalllllHeeeyYall August 6, 2012
Goonette
goonette
goonette
Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon
goonette by Myspace.com/s3asyoffical March 11, 2009
goonette
1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.
goonette by boombooooom April 10, 2009
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