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A word that you use to call someone an idiot who you greatly love. To be a goon and a honcho at the same time.
Oh Reese, you’re such a sharfing gooncho.
Gooncho by Show ikr November 2, 2022
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When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.
Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.
Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016
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Bum in Argentinian slang. Also means someone that resembles a bum.... badly dressed... bad grammar, etc.
You look like a groncho wearing a Barnum & Bailey Circus t-shirt.
groncho by Anouk September 19, 2005
Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.
He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!
groncho by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011
To cuddle or snuggle with someone you love..such as a mate or your child.
I can't wait to get home and goonch with my man!!

I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
Goonch by The Thelma Original October 14, 2010

The goonch 

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.
Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe
The goonch by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011

goonchuck 

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.
I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.
goonchuck by 731sampson January 2, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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