Gooncho

A word that you use to call someone an idiot who you greatly love. To be a goon and a honcho at the same time.

Oh Reese, you’re such a sharfing gooncho.

by Show ikr November 2, 2022

Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016

groncho

Bum in Argentinian slang. Also means someone that resembles a bum.... badly dressed... bad grammar, etc.

You look like a groncho wearing a Barnum & Bailey Circus t-shirt.

by Anouk September 19, 2005

groncho

Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.

He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!

by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011

Goonch

To cuddle or snuggle with someone you love..such as a mate or your child.

I can't wait to get home and goonch with my man!!

I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.

by The Thelma Original October 14, 2010

The goonch

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.

Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe

by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011

goonchuck

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

by 731sampson January 2, 2008