Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day

Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now

Google Gay by Shump February 1, 2014

Google gayness 

A celebrity's 'gayness score' as determined by Google's auto-complete feature. The first 10 results this auto-complete feature shows are in turn based on the public's searches when looking up info on a celebrity they suspect is gay or whose relationship status/sexual orientation they are curious about.

Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.

(N.B. examples are bits from the original article)

Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”

Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.

Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.

Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.

Google gayness by QuinnVK September 28, 2012

googleganger

Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.

"Hey, I just googled my name and found that I have three googlegangers!"

googleganger by shilohfire October 22, 2007

Googlegasm 

the little orgasm that everyone that works at Google has every time you do a Google search.

Eric Shmidt just had multiple Googlegasms when you did that Google Search for Google in Google Chrome while you were setting Google search as your homepage

Googlegasm by Holmeise October 10, 2009

googleganger

A person who shares your name-- You find your googleganger by self-googling. The term comes from combining "Google" with the German expression, "Doppelganger."

"I got curious and googled myself last night-- and found a porn actress with my name! I can't believe my googleganger is a porn star!"

googleganger by K. Britt October 17, 2007

Googlegasm 

The joy of discovering an amazing Google product.

"That new calendar gave me a Googlegasm"

Googlegasm by Pauly Jura April 30, 2006

Googlebayamazon 

The mighty corporate conglomerate that will someday combine the power of Google, eBay, and Amazon.com into one super site designed to keep you glued to your computer even longer than they currently do on their own.

Do you wanna learn about, auction off, and read books about your spleen? Googlebayamazon!

Googlebayamazon by Ben "Thrawn70" Silver August 23, 2004