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Good Porning 

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
Good Porning by Kerblasser April 12, 2010
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Good Porning 

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn
I said Good Porning to mi wife
Good Porning by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Goodmorningwood 

A move that allows you to flirt on multiple levels at the same time. The move where a guy is going to/from the bathroom wearing only a towel or boxers and charmingly chats up a girl in the morning with a prominent semi, as if he's totally oblivious to what's going on below the belt. She thinks it's morning wood, but takes a peek to see the size and extent. If the girl notices it, giggles, and keeps enjoying the conversation, she's down now that he's simultaneously broached the subject and tempted her with the goods. Best if you are not small of package.

Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
"Dude, I saw how she locked you down at that party. Didn't you guys only meet this morning?"
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."

goodmorning usa 

i got a feeling that its gonna be wonderful day..
bob: goodmorning usa..
jake: bob.. u have been saying that for 3 days in a row.

Tuesday Goodmorning 

Waking up from a Monday night and seeing someone in your bed and you have no idea who it is.
Last week i shit my pants when i had a Tuesday Goodmorning!
Tuesday Goodmorning by Chacaron December 17, 2008

Goodmorning, and Godbless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
"Man, I always start off my day with a howto fupa video and a Goodmorning, and Godbless. It helps keep my luscious."

Polish Goodmorning 

When you get woken up in the morning with fellatio and after nutting in her mouth, she washes it down with a shot of Vodka.
Yeah man the first date went way better than expected. I stayed over and she woke me up with a Polish Goodmorning.
Polish Goodmorning by Anjelich August 18, 2020
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