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Goodmorningwood 

A move that allows you to flirt on multiple levels at the same time. The move where a guy is going to/from the bathroom wearing only a towel or boxers and charmingly chats up a girl in the morning with a prominent semi, as if he's totally oblivious to what's going on below the belt. She thinks it's morning wood, but takes a peek to see the size and extent. If the girl notices it, giggles, and keeps enjoying the conversation, she's down now that he's simultaneously broached the subject and tempted her with the goods. Best if you are not small of package.

Works best in dorms and hostels, especially when there isn't much time for the hookup to happen. Also, should only really be performed in the morning.
"Dude, I saw how she locked you down at that party. Didn't you guys only meet this morning?"
"Hell yeah. She told me that she thought I was decent, but once she saw my boner, it was only a matter of time before she wanted on, she couldn't stop thinking about what I was packing underneath."
"You pulled off the Goodmorningwood? Wow. It's hard to pull off, but when it works, it just works."

goodmornight 

This word can be used just like "good morning, and goodnight" is used, though it is intended for us nocturnal folk that are always arguing on whether they should say good morning or goodnight after 12am, and before 5am.
as the clock strikes 12am: Goodmornight! Why might you be up at such awkward hours?
goodmornight by aaronrocket September 19, 2007

Goodmornight 

Dedintion 1:
What u say after having a really deep conversation till 4:20 with ur best friend in the middle of fucked up times.

Definition 2:

When it's past 12am and you havent slept yet so your unsure if you say good moring or good night.
Friend 1- Do we say good morning or goodnight?

Friend 2- I don't know, just say goodmornight.
Goodmornight by Holly Ems April 9, 2020

goodmorning usa 

i got a feeling that its gonna be wonderful day..
bob: goodmorning usa..
jake: bob.. u have been saying that for 3 days in a row.

goodmornight 

when it’s past 12am and still dark outside but you want to say goodnight.
*getting off the phone* : goodmornight talk to you later
goodmornight by @gracedotyy July 13, 2019

GoodMornight 

Saying goodnight to someone after 12am
GoodMornight I'll talk to you later,

Going to bed so early, Goodmornight
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