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GoochRallyRacer 

The act of licking someones taint in a circular motion
"God Becky, I never though Bobby was such a good GoochRallyRacer!"
GoochRallyRacer by PsyQoOwls December 31, 2014

goochweasel

A person who likes to much down on a nice hairy gooch, which is related to shit-eating fetish as there are specks of shit in any gooch hair.

Can also refer to the practise of goochweaselling.
John: Just got outta prison mate, fuck there are a bunch of goochweasels in there!

Mark: Didja let em lick yours?

John: Not mine, mate, not mine..
goochweasel by Big Black! March 16, 2009

Goochzilla 

A term used to describe people who do nothing but good.
Boy 1:"what a goody goody, she thinks she is perfetct.

Girl 1:"ya what a goochzilla"
Goochzilla by Fatguyrunning41 June 19, 2011

Goochzilla 

Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.
Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.
Goochzilla by hellokittyxoxo June 17, 2009

Geochelle 

George and Michelle. The most beautiful couple the universe has ever seen. They create the most perfectly gorgeous children.
Omg look at that couple over there! That guy and girl are the sexiest 2 human beings I've ever seen! Very Geochelle!

Some people are happy with 100% but not me, I want more than that. I want Geochelle
Geochelle by Steorge April 17, 2025

Nigger goochball 

When your nutting so damn hard to gay ebony porn and all of a sudden you see Ethan S and bust all over him while your pubes are stuck in the dishwasher.
Ohh Charlie don’t throat fuck me like that 6th grader baby I want to be nigger goochballed by Maddox S daddy.