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GoochRallyRacer 

The act of licking someones taint in a circular motion
"God Becky, I never though Bobby was such a good GoochRallyRacer!"
GoochRallyRacer by PsyQoOwls December 31, 2014

goochweasel

A person who likes to much down on a nice hairy gooch, which is related to shit-eating fetish as there are specks of shit in any gooch hair.

Can also refer to the practise of goochweaselling.
John: Just got outta prison mate, fuck there are a bunch of goochweasels in there!

Mark: Didja let em lick yours?

John: Not mine, mate, not mine..
goochweasel by Big Black! March 16, 2009

Goochzilla 

A term used to describe people who do nothing but good.
Boy 1:"what a goody goody, she thinks she is perfetct.

Girl 1:"ya what a goochzilla"
Goochzilla by Fatguyrunning41 June 19, 2011

Goochzilla 

Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.
Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?
Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.
Goochzilla by hellokittyxoxo June 17, 2009

Geochelle 

George and Michelle. The most beautiful couple the universe has ever seen. They create the most perfectly gorgeous children.
Omg look at that couple over there! That guy and girl are the sexiest 2 human beings I've ever seen! Very Geochelle!

Some people are happy with 100% but not me, I want more than that. I want Geochelle
Geochelle by Steorge April 17, 2025

Nigger goochball 

When your nutting so damn hard to gay ebony porn and all of a sudden you see Ethan S and bust all over him while your pubes are stuck in the dishwasher.
Ohh Charlie don’t throat fuck me like that 6th grader baby I want to be nigger goochballed by Maddox S daddy.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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