Gooch-licker
Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Gooch-licker by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022
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Gooch-licker
A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Gooch-licker by HCG4 April 15, 2024
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gooch licker
gooch licker by Dion,sam,dean May 7, 2003
gooch licker
The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.
gooch licker by JACK PIE February 4, 2007
gooch licker
An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
gooch licker by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011
Gooch Licker
An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
Gooch Licker by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011
goochlicker
for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.
goochlicker by lil clitgobbler May 29, 2024
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