goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.

amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!

by lil clitgobbler May 29, 2024

gooch licker

a person who licks guys gooches (The spot between the balls and the ass)

Eddy Amato licks gooches ( he's a fag)

by Dion,sam,dean May 7, 2003

GoochSticker

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.

"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."

by NO1R April 4, 2022

gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)

The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.

by JACK PIE February 4, 2007

Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.

Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.

by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022

gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.

by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006