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goochlicker

for a man to inquire about the taste of a womans gooch (area above the asshole, and below the vagina) in a non-sexual way.
amy: wow!, alex sure is a good goochlicker!
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gooch licker

a person who licks guys gooches (The spot between the balls and the ass)
Eddy Amato licks gooches ( he's a fag)

GoochSticker 

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.
"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."
GoochSticker by NO1R April 4, 2022

gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)
The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.
gooch licker by JACK PIE February 4, 2007

Gooch-licker 

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.
Gooch-licker by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022

gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
gooch licker by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011

gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.
I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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