Gooch's 

When you take a shot, do a line, and then take a shot again

Josh did ten Gooch's one time and got really fucked up.

Gooch's by Pmack April 10, 2015

Gooch's Dilemma 

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

Gooch's Dilemma by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Athlete’s Gooch 

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

Athlete’s Gooch by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

Gamer's Gooch 

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.

I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.

Gamer's Gooch by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020

cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

cycler's gooch by sambo0414 June 18, 2014

Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual

Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton

Gooch lip's by Super sausage October 31, 2023