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gobbleplop 

Receiving a deep throat from a trashy girl, she swallows your seed just as you back out a massive turd which falls into the toilet making the plop sound, a bit like the blumpkin but better.
Had a trashy girl the other night, gave me the best gobbleplop ever.
gobbleplop by mickfodge! October 7, 2013

goopiepoopalitis 

fecal matter which sticks to your anal cavity and takes at least five wipes to alleviate and has a uncanny resemblence to really thick peanut butter. some people view it as a sickness thus goopiepoopalitis.
goopiepoopalitis: dude i took a dump and it stuck to the side of my leg i think i have goopiepoopalitis man
When it's time to take a good morning stinker whilst on your mobile device reading and searching from Google.
Sorry i'm running late, i was stuck having a googlepoo, and lost track of time
GooglePoo by drturnip November 16, 2017

Goobledoodle 

A Artist: "hey dude, look at my drawing! "

A guy: "Ew, what the hell is that goobledoodle! "
Goobledoodle by LeCircle May 20, 2023

Goobledooble 

A lotion-like substance that you squirt on your face.
Karen squirted Goobledooble all over her face and it made her gag.

Googleloop 

Searching the internet to the answer to a question. Then you find a forum where your question has already been asked, only to find old posts of people telling people to "Google It".
When searching what video card I should use in my Mac Pro 2010, the GTX 580 or the GTX 680, I found a forum where the question had already been asked, one of the answers given to this question what to "google it".

"570/580 are better for Pro/CUDA apps than 670/680, well established fact.
Sometime with Google will help you out"

"I should say that I only found this post from Googling, just to find it says to Google it. I'm stuck in a Googleloop. Help!"
Googleloop by Dj Twelvizm September 1, 2014
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