1) The more appropriate last name for Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
2) A U.S. Senator elected primarily because of a: name recognition based on a
college football coaching career and b: the support of disgraced (then) President
Donald Trump
3) A Senator whose major "accopmplishment" is obstructing the process of Senate approval for qualified candidates to fill essential military
leadership positions
4) an fitting slogan for an entire state that allows itself to be represented by such a fool (eg, "Alabama--the Gooberville state"
a: It's an outrage enator Tommy Gooberville is still
compromising America's
national security by allowing the Chief positions of each branch of tge U.S. military to remain unfilled"
b: "I know--it's too bad that the entire state of Alabama is such a Gooberville that most oh his voters
don't even care"