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gong gonger 

A danish term for an ungly chineese person
Did you see that gong gonger, she hella fat
gong gonger by Dr. Luigi Beethoven October 28, 2019

Bong the Gong 

I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.
Bong the Gong by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

New Year's Gong 

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

Gong Bag 

Noun

A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.

Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”
Gong Bag by Toxicwolf January 12, 2023

Gong Dong 

When a man's male member is so large that he could use it to strike a gong.
Man 1: dude, i got an 18-inch dick
Man 2:damn dude, you got a gong dong
Gong Dong by THE_BOULDER February 7, 2017

tuff gong 

Tuff Gong is a record label that was formed by the reggae group The Wailers in 1970 and named after Bob Marley's nickname. - From Wikipedia

Marley earned the title Tuff Gong for his fierceness as a streetfighter. 'Gong' was also the nickname of the early Rastafarian leader Leonard Howell. The nickname's significance was further reinforced by the fact that in some Rasta settlements it is customary for a convert to strike a gong hanging at the entranceway to announce his first step into the fold. - From "Catch a Fire"
Check out that new Tuff Gong album

Uncle Bob was the one and only Tuff Gong