Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

New Year's Gong by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012

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Gong Bag

Noun

A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.

Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.

“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”

Gong Bag by Toxicwolf January 12, 2023

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Gong Dong

When a man's male member is so large that he could use it to strike a gong.

Man 1: dude, i got an 18-inch dick
Man 2:damn dude, you got a gong dong

Gong Dong by THE_BOULDER February 7, 2017

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tuff gong

Tuff Gong is a record label that was formed by the reggae group The Wailers in 1970 and named after Bob Marley's nickname. - From Wikipedia

Marley earned the title Tuff Gong for his fierceness as a streetfighter. 'Gong' was also the nickname of the early Rastafarian leader Leonard Howell. The nickname's significance was further reinforced by the fact that in some Rasta settlements it is customary for a convert to strike a gong hanging at the entranceway to announce his first step into the fold. - From "Catch a Fire"

Check out that new Tuff Gong album

Uncle Bob was the one and only Tuff Gong

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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