Golly Whopper

A golly whopper is Appalachian slang for the telling of a rather bold and big lie.

When Billie Bob's wife asked where he had been, rather than admit he was out with another woman, Billie Bob told a golly whopper: "I was at work."

by AppalachianAl June 16, 2012

Golly Whopper

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper

by BKgolleewhopper April 17, 2009

Golly Whoppers

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

by Daff75020 February 10, 2008