Golly Whopper 

A golly whopper is Appalachian slang for the telling of a rather bold and big lie.

When Billie Bob's wife asked where he had been, rather than admit he was out with another woman, Billie Bob told a golly whopper: "I was at work."

Golly Whopper by AppalachianAl December 18, 2012

Golly Whopper 

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper

Golly Whopper by BKgolleewhopper April 17, 2009

Golly Whomper 

A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.

Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!

Golly Whomper by Samsonmore August 9, 2017

Golly Whoppers 

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

Golly Whoppers by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Golly whooper 

A fictious word that Tyler made up to try to impress his girl friend.

Stop grabbing my golly whooper!

Golly whooper by Golly whooper April 21, 2018

gilly whipper 

When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.

The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.

gilly whipper by CaptainBigNuts June 11, 2018

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013