A
fake unlock supposedly given to
Team Fortress 2 players who have unlocked all achievements. It is ridiculously overpowered and has the
power to shut down entire servers.
The GOLDEN MACHINE
GUN shoots bullets the size of bowling balls at twice the speed of light. This grants it the ability to kill your opponent before you actually shoot it. It also grants the user automatic aim-
bot.
It was designed by Saxton Hale, built by Chuck Norris and was supplied by materials from Mr.
T's hair. The exact composition of the
gun consists of Nonexistium wrapped in a thick coating of gold.
Sadly, the GOLDEN MACHINE
GUN can only be used during the set-up phase, where it can shoot through walls, and the humiliation phase, which comes right after since, if one team possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE
GUN, they immediately win the round.
If both teams possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE
GUN, the server shuts down and all players present at the
time will have their computers explode.
The GOLDEN MACHINE
GUN must always be typed in all caps or, if available, in a font of gold color.
