Golden Don

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The forcing of another person, against his or her will, to urinate on your face for your sexual pleasure.

Check it out--that guy walking out totally just got a Golden Don! He's even got the orange-hued face and urea-hair that it causes.

Golden Don by Elkminster January 26, 2017

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Golden Donut

The best of the best. A coveted prize.

(Taken from Home Alone when Harry tells Marv that the McCallister house is the Golden Donut when they are planning their Christmas heists.)

"I love all of Christopher Nolan's flicks but The Dark Knight is the Golden Donut of the bunch."

Golden Donut by Jakewobegon December 5, 2012

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a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

a golden donut by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

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Golden Donald

It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.

Golden Donald by Bergey Bowler January 24, 2017

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Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.

Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another

Golden Donkey by TDY231 January 13, 2009

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Golden Donut

A sexual position where the girl spreads open her ass cheeks and the guy pees a glorious golden waterfall onto her butthole.

"My boyfriend surprised me with a golden donut last night for my birthday!"

Golden Donut by yeasty cod beasty March 16, 2009

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Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick [December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

Golden Dong by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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