Golden Don

The forcing of another person, against his or her will, to urinate on your face for your sexual pleasure.

Check it out--that guy walking out totally just got a Golden Don! He's even got the orange-hued face and urea-hair that it causes.

by Elkminster January 26, 2017

Golden Donut

The best of the best. A coveted prize.

(Taken from Home Alone when Harry tells Marv that the McCallister house is the Golden Donut when they are planning their Christmas heists.)

"I love all of Christopher Nolan's flicks but The Dark Knight is the Golden Donut of the bunch."

by Jakewobegon December 5, 2012

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Golden Donald

It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.

by Bergey Bowler January 24, 2017

Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.

Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another

by TDY231 January 13, 2009

Golden Donut

A sexual position where the girl spreads open her ass cheeks and the guy pees a glorious golden waterfall onto her butthole.

"My boyfriend surprised me with a golden donut last night for my birthday!"

by yeasty cod beasty March 16, 2009

Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019