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Golden Don 

The forcing of another person, against his or her will, to urinate on your face for your sexual pleasure.
Check it out--that guy walking out totally just got a Golden Don! He's even got the orange-hued face and urea-hair that it causes.
Golden Don by Elkminster January 26, 2017
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Golden Donut 

The best of the best. A coveted prize.

(Taken from Home Alone when Harry tells Marv that the McCallister house is the Golden Donut when they are planning their Christmas heists.)
"I love all of Christopher Nolan's flicks but The Dark Knight is the Golden Donut of the bunch."
Golden Donut by Jakewobegon December 5, 2012

a golden donut 

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.
Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.
a golden donut by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Golden Donald 

It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.
When I asked the hooker to piss on me she said it would be $50 extra for a Golden Donald.
Golden Donald by Bergey Bowler January 24, 2017
Word of the Day on April 16, 2018

Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.
Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another
Golden Donkey by TDY231 January 13, 2009

Golden Donut 

A sexual position where the girl spreads open her ass cheeks and the guy pees a glorious golden waterfall onto her butthole.
"My boyfriend surprised me with a golden donut last night for my birthday!"

Golden Dong 

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick [December}.
"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"
Golden Dong by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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