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Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations
I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

mining green gold 

(Adj.)
Picking your nose and often, by association, the eating of that found therein.
"Little kids are notorious for mining green gold."
mining green gold by SeaBat June 12, 2006

mining for gold 

The act of picking one's nose.
mining for gold by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

Mining for gold 

The act of being a fuckwit.......often
Josh: Woah whats james doing
Sam: Mining for Gold
Mining for gold by fatman446 May 29, 2009

mining for gold 

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.
Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.
mining for gold by Wonton2 January 7, 2013

Mining for gold 

Slang for a anal penetration using one's tongue to "mine" for "gold" (I'll let you guess what that means). The practice is commonly done between heterosexual men, but can be done between both sexes.
Guy #1: "Dude, Me and Guy #3 were mining for gold last night." Guy #2: "Ew... wtf." Guy #3: "Bro, my cavern is completely empty now." Guy #2: "Omfg..."
Mining for gold by AhMyBack March 23, 2024