SeaBat's definitions

bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

sonic youth

The oldest band out there with "Youth" in the title. But they own my ass, your ass, and all ass everywhere at any time.

"Sonic Youth has provided the soundtrack to my life and they do still be still rockin it live from 9 t 5 with RATHER RIPPED. Hell yeah-uh!"

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

old warthog

Ref: Literary. "Revelation" by Flanner O' Connor.

The insultingest insult ever!

"Go back to hell where you came from, you old warthog."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

bf

Noun.

Bitch Face.

The check-out girl at the corner grocery is a big fugly BF.

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

rose hole

The worst euphemism ever for "asshole".

First emerged circa 1995 in an erotica novel entitled "Fairy Tale Stories for GrownUps," and has made intermittent guest appearances in other coy, female-penned soft-porn literature since that time.

Cinderella, wearing only glass ho heels, begged the Prince to sock it to her rose hole.

by SeaBat June 12, 2006