number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

bf

Noun.

Bitch Face.

The check-out girl at the corner grocery is a big fugly BF.

by SeaBat June 11, 2006

mowlf

To consume something in large, hasty bites.

"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."

by SeaBat June 14, 2006

whistle dog

An obscure selection on the menu of fast-food mofos A&W. It's like a hot dog, but with more enthusiasm.

When the customer ordered a whistle dog, the clerk cringed as he fished one out of the warmer oven. Those mofos were 42 months old!

by SeaBat June 17, 2006

good lord! choke

An exclamation uttered with amusing frequency in 1950s E.C. horror comics, usually by characters confonted by an unspeakable horror or their own impending demise.

"The innkeeper -- is a flesh-eating -- GHOUL! Good Lord! Choke."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

negative ass

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.

"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

rose hole

The worst euphemism ever for "asshole".

First emerged circa 1995 in an erotica novel entitled "Fairy Tale Stories for GrownUps," and has made intermittent guest appearances in other coy, female-penned soft-porn literature since that time.

Cinderella, wearing only glass ho heels, begged the Prince to sock it to her rose hole.

by SeaBat June 12, 2006