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Goldkings 

noun. word with an alternate meaning that is used to warn others in any given situation when an conversation is either inappropriate or should not be heard by outside parties attempting to listen
I don't know about you, but i can't wait to get drunk and steal all of Nick's DVD videos

(nick enters the room)
So how 'bout that Goldkings game last night?
Goldkings by Miguel Don Juan February 1, 2009

Goldwing Benefits 

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.

Goldwing 

Goldwing is a metaphor for a young woman who is non-traumatised, and non-exploited within society.
A goldwing angel
Goldwing by ausrias September 5, 2023

Ben Goldings

Ben Goldings, usually a fat retard who preys on the weak to get attention from cooler people
Uch, what a Ben Goldings asshole!
Ben Goldings by IIIIIIIoufbeJ September 27, 2017

goldwing 

a motorcycle made by honda, massive, rivals a freightliner in size, fuel economy and performamce
"did you see that goldwing hit that SUV, it diddent even slow down, the SUV was totaled"
goldwing by gixxer 4 life September 26, 2003

goldwinged 

person one- “you know that song goldwing by billie eilish?”
person 2- “yea shes goldwinged.”
goldwinged by maleygravy February 18, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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