denzille's definitions

purple nasty

n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.

An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).

Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.

Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.

or,

Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!

by denzille May 16, 2005

bluey

A £5 note. 'Cos it's blue innit?

(Not a £10 which is orange!)

Ahh mate, I'm brassic, shout us a bluey!

by denzille May 15, 2005

purple wings

In the advance wings set this is awarded for having sex with a pregnent girl.

"Any body got their puple wings? - Who's was it?"

by denzille May 19, 2005

mofodocu

n. (abbr. )Mother Fucking Dog Cunt

Advanced, insulting form of mofo reserved for the most thoroughly unpleasent sort of chaps. Should not be used in the greeting of close friends unless familiar with your warped mind.

"Shit mate! That wanker just keyed your motor! What a mofodocu!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

pink wings

in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.

"There's no way you've got pink wings man! No-one manages that!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

wings

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings

"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."

by denzille May 19, 2005

kebabulance

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

by denzille June 10, 2007