purple nasty

n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.

An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).

Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.

Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.

or,

Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!

by denzille May 15, 2005

purple wings

In the advance wings set this is awarded for having sex with a pregnent girl.

"Any body got their puple wings? - Who's was it?"

by denzille May 18, 2005

Gold Wings

In the wings system these wings are awarded for your first golden shower.

"I don't want my gold wings, that's grim!"

by denzille May 18, 2005

possibly

also, argualbly, maybe, perhaps etc.

Means yes (but I don't want to admit it).

Did you sleep with that minger last night?
Possibly.

I might, possibly, have been massively wasted last night.

You wanna come smoke some tree?
Possibly.

by denzille May 15, 2005

White Wings

In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.

"Have you got your white wings?"
"Of course!"

by denzille May 18, 2005

wings

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings

"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."

by denzille May 18, 2005

mofodocu

n. (abbr. )Mother Fucking Dog Cunt

Advanced, insulting form of mofo reserved for the most thoroughly unpleasent sort of chaps. Should not be used in the greeting of close friends unless familiar with your warped mind.

"Shit mate! That wanker just keyed your motor! What a mofodocu!"

by denzille May 18, 2005