Definitions by denzille

kebabulance 

A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.

Fuck me I'm pissed! Find me a kebabulance before I die!

or

I need a kebabulance before I need an ambulance.

kebabulance by denzille June 10, 2007

mofodocu

n. (abbr. )Mother Fucking Dog Cunt

Advanced, insulting form of mofo reserved for the most thoroughly unpleasent sort of chaps. Should not be used in the greeting of close friends unless familiar with your warped mind.

"Shit mate! That wanker just keyed your motor! What a mofodocu!"

mofodocu by denzille May 19, 2005

wings 

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings

"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."

wings by denzille May 19, 2005

White Wings

In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.

"Have you got your white wings?"
"Of course!"

White Wings by denzille May 19, 2005

Red Wings

In the wings system these wings are awarded for having sex with someone while menstruating (although all the guys who said it was eating her out probably deserve them too!)

"Woh, got my red wings last night, it was wetter than I'd thought!"

Red Wings by denzille May 19, 2005

Gold Wings 

In the wings system these wings are awarded for your first golden shower.

"I don't want my gold wings, that's grim!"

Gold Wings by denzille May 19, 2005

pink wings

in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.

"There's no way you've got pink wings man! No-one manages that!"

pink wings by denzille May 19, 2005