denzille's definitions

bluey

A £5 note. 'Cos it's blue innit?

(Not a £10 which is orange!)

Ahh mate, I'm brassic, shout us a bluey!

by denzille May 15, 2005

purple nasty

n. Snake bite and black, snakey b, fighting juice etc.

An intoxicating mixture of cider, beer and blackcurrent (preferably cheap, not Ribena).

Best made with ludicrously strong scrumpy and Tenants' Super.

Mate, let's hit the purple nasty and get proper cunted.

or,

Fuck, dude, look at that vom! He's totally been on the purple nasty!

by denzille May 16, 2005

possibly

also, argualbly, maybe, perhaps etc.

Means yes (but I don't want to admit it).

Did you sleep with that minger last night?
Possibly.

I might, possibly, have been massively wasted last night.

You wanna come smoke some tree?
Possibly.

by denzille May 16, 2005

mofodocu

n. (abbr. )Mother Fucking Dog Cunt

Advanced, insulting form of mofo reserved for the most thoroughly unpleasent sort of chaps. Should not be used in the greeting of close friends unless familiar with your warped mind.

"Shit mate! That wanker just keyed your motor! What a mofodocu!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

wings

A system of rating sexual experience. Wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the Air Force etc.)
Commonly:
White Wings
Brown Wings
Red Wings
Gold Wings

contravercially also:
Pink Wings
Purple Wings

"What are you smiling about?"
"I got my pink wings last night..."

by denzille May 19, 2005

White Wings

In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.

"Have you got your white wings?"
"Of course!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

Red Wings

In the wings system these wings are awarded for having sex with someone while menstruating (although all the guys who said it was eating her out probably deserve them too!)

"Woh, got my red wings last night, it was wetter than I'd thought!"

by denzille May 19, 2005