Gold Brick 

A formal title given to a person who puts forth abosoutely no effort and contributes in no way to a group.

Also referred to as a labor pussy.

The entire Tunnel crew got Gold Brick this year..again
Vanderberg is such a Gold Brick

Gold Brick by Peter Bang November 19, 2004

Gold Brick Chicks 

Fake girls who can never just be real with anyone.

Tim: " Have you ever talked to those girls over there? They look nice."

Jess: " Nope, I heard they gold brick chicks, Im not messing with them"

Gold Brick Chicks by BVchica September 9, 2010

shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.

Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."

shit a gold brick by Dr. Strangehat December 9, 2008

shitting gold bricks 

What Do you think I'm doing shitting money.

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.

shitting gold bricks by nickofromhou September 9, 2009

Gold Bricker

A woman or man who fakes romance for financial gain; someone looking to collect gold bricks from people who are willing to pay for their company. Someone who selfishly misleads and seduces others for easy money and or stuff. Basically, gold brickers sell lies, and make fools of the people they mislead. Someone who saves the money they get from seduction and gold digging to make bricks out of it all. See also, gold digger, mooch, con artist, sociopath, psychopath, pathological liar, Lothario, kept woman or kept man.

"Tommy has been dating that gold bricker for three months, and all she ever wants to do it spend his money at the shoe store and the nail salon."

Gold Bricker by Daswingman4u January 21, 2009

gold bricked house 

A medium to large sized house, that is well kept yet vacant - having been bought by banks, house flippers or speculators for the sole sake of investment, like a gold brick, rather than being used to live in. One of the major reasons for the high prices of housing, and also the shortage of 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 housing.

Drove through this nice neighborhood, but noticed a lot of empty homes with no "for sale" signs. But later I found all those houses are half a million each, even though they aren't that big. Seem those empty homes are gold bricked houses.

gold bricked house by joe995 August 1, 2023

goldbrick 

1. to avoid doing what you are supposed to be doing

2. a person who avoids doing what they are supposed to be doing

Why are you always goldbricking? Why can't you be more like your brother?

goldbrick by Light Joker May 15, 2006