Goffy

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019

Goffy

Goffy is a word that describes someone who is being goofy

Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…

by Spoonsmccoop October 03, 2022

goffy

the cringy version of goofy.

tldr: not funny

caleb: *tells a stupid joke*
me: how goffy of you

by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 24, 2003

goffy

a vow to twerk

yo logan said that george made a goffy

by jacob lol April 17, 2022

goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.

George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.

by cold pocket November 09, 2022