Goetch 

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

Goetch by cobbnobbler February 4, 2010

goitcha 

A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.

Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!

goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011

Gotchies 

Underwear, underpants, panties.

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!

Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008

Gretch 

To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength

Hey let me gretch that for you

Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021

Gletch

A term used for something exceptionally nice, used by Kevin Hart and AJS to describe fine women and fine stuff.

"Wow, that lady was fine, gletch!"

Gletch by 1Fet November 18, 2020

Gotchu 

1. A statement used for your trust in return. Otherwise said by someone that swears to be there because you are going through hard times. A statement of LOYALTY,FRIENDSHIP, and or PROTECTION from anyone or anything that will cause you harm.

Don't worry about anyone nor anybody, you ride with me now, I gotchu.

Gotchu by TexanaDeLaView August 17, 2019

getcha popcorn ready 

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.

Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

getcha popcorn ready by Nicholas D January 14, 2009