Godblocked refers almost synonymously to the term "cockblocked." However, this form only occurs when there are natural phenomena which only God could be controlling that are blocking your cock from vaginal penetration or other womanly pleasures.
While my girlfriend Allisyn was studying abroad in Indonesia, she sent me a letter one day saying "I miss you. Being away from you makes me realize just how much I truly love you. I want you to be my first the minute I get off of that plane back home." I was excited.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.
by Shawn J. R. December 6, 2007
similar to the cockblock, a godblock is the loss of a sexual action(s) because omnipotent reasoning by the other partner. This can be due to finding god or becoming closer to god, and believing that god disproves of that sexual act.
My girlfriend and i where having sex until she realized that god does not approve of sex until marriage. She immediately stopped having sex with me, a classic godblock.
by fishsticksgayfish April 9, 2009
When you've pulled out all the stops to ensure that you will get laid and you get all the way to the bedroom only to have your advances rejected at the last moment due to some allegiance to an invisible deity or code of ethics from an outdated book.
John: Dude, I had it all set up, house to ourselves, candles, a stupid chick movie, I played tears in heaven for her, i had my face as smooth as a baby's ass, got her wet, took her to the bedroom, got naked, and she's all like, "the bible says.. blah blah blah." I was like omfg!
Dave: You totally got Godblocked dude. Did you enjoy blue balls?
John: Eat shit asshole.
Dave: You totally got Godblocked dude. Did you enjoy blue balls?
John: Eat shit asshole.
by G-Fizzlezorz February 10, 2010
The act of refusing to have sex because of a religious duty or commitment, commonly seen by hot Catholic Latinas that refuse to put out, but act like sluts. Side effects include blueballs and newly converted atheists.
by MaryGoRound July 7, 2011
Godblocker ver.2.11 is a Fictitious software program for Windows Based Systems (Mac version coming soon ) that Essentially blocks God from your computer. Thus not allowing it to Enter your mind
" Hey,, I just Got Godblocker ver.2.11 Installed and it works Great. I Haven't Thought about God Since"
by Atheist(topix) January 29, 2010
When the penis is too big for the entrance in which it is trying to penetrate and penetration isn't possible as a result. "God" literally made the hole too small and blocked your cock.
by BC1989 April 21, 2009