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God-Like
If I created life then I am and unlike a breeder I didn't just engage in a biological function and gestate the net result. I did it manually.
Hym Iam "In a manner that is God-Like. But I'm a solipsist because and only because everyone around me is fake along a very specific axis and I'm not a narcissist because my level of humility if commensurate with my level of attainment."
tastes like god
tastes like god by jon highs December 16, 2010
God don't like ugly
When someone commits an action or says something that demonstrates very low, disloyal, jealous, disrespectful, willfully ignorant, and spiteful behavior done specifically to harm someone as much as they can -- without a real reason -- then in some way --- sooner or later --- God will punish you for your deeds!
"Hey, if I were you, I wouldn't make that video about your boss's wife --- God don't like ugly!"
Wow! What you just said is a total lie!" --- "So what!? Let'em prove it! By that time -- it will be too late, anyway! I win. Game over!" --- "Yeah, maybe so --- but remember... God don't like ugly!"
Wow! What you just said is a total lie!" --- "So what!? Let'em prove it! By that time -- it will be too late, anyway! I win. Game over!" --- "Yeah, maybe so --- but remember... God don't like ugly!"
God don't like ugly by English_For_You August 17, 2020
like a god church
A lyric in Jake Pauls' song "It's Everyday Bro", it has no real meaning, it just rhymed with the song. When Jake Paul was asked what it meant, he said he had "no fucking idea"
like a god church by Smarticle Particle June 18, 2017
selling like a god church
selling like a god church by Selling like a god church October 30, 2017
God you're like a goat
God you're like a goat by Kailyn! January 12, 2008
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